Our job, their job:

To bring you down

This is your darkest hour, faced by the horror of the brutal, non-compromising, raw black core. You have reached the final scary moment, where you are on the brink of taking “The Big Step”. Whether to become a traitor to "the establishment" (Patriot Act § 73, part seven: Screw the French), or the risk of joining the long line of climbers, unable to get down, frozen rock solid in their bags, on the  South Col of Everest.

But as always, Valandré stands behind you, with this warm helping hand:

HYPNOSIS:

Your eyes are heavy, your eyes are slowly falling, you can’t stop your eyes from closing. Valandré is bringing you down. Now you are totally stoned again. The Big Ben bells ecco in your brains, and the sound of faling stones whistle in your ears. The only voice you hear is the sweet voice of Valandré.

You have decided to find a dealer near you, you click on your country of residence. If your local dealer does not carry Valandré products, you think; "Oh my God, they suck, I thought they were specialists". You go to another really specialized Valandré dealer, who brings you down.

When your climbing friend tells you that using a Valandré product, is a serious act of treachery against “the establishment”. You answer: Yes I'm a traitor, but I did it under hypnosis, and besides, Valandré brought me down!

Patriot Act § 73, is not valid under hypnosis!

Good night, sleep well and may your God go with you.

Team Valandré